Doug, that made me chuckle out loud (col, chol?) and it made me think of Bob Newhart.
oh, and about tents in cooler temps, this is the one thing I wonder about my new tent and the others with nearly all mesh, it seems to reason that they will be chillier in cool weather, especially windy cold weather--I figure for me realistically, I tend to tent in the warm months, and appreciate the extra air flow when its muggy.