I've had $500 for a new headlight burning a hole in my bike shorts for almost a full year now. Too many choices. Too many differences of opinion. Every time I think I've gathered all the knowledge I need to make a decision, one of you wisenheimers comes along and spurts out a paragraph or two of very thoughtful, highly informed technical jabber that makes me feel like an idiot again.

I wish there were only two or three choices! I want to make impulsive purchases again, like the good old days!!!! I want somebody to make the decision for me, 'cause until somebody does, NONE of these light manufacturers are going to get a cent of my birthday money!!!!!!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

(PS: Don't bother asking me what I need the light for, what type of light I prefer, or how much I want to spend. And, although I respect every single one of you out there, PLEASE don't waste your time describing your lights. I've read hundreds of hours of posts on this topic, and I've even started one or two myself. It just seems the more information I get, the less informed on this subject I feel.)