Probably should keep my mouth shut but down here in New Orleans buuut...

No Fall or Autumn. Come February the new bright green leaves will push the old dark green ones off the trees.

No road kill. Just truckloads of broken glass.

Days get a little shorter but very few normal working folks commute in the dark both ways. I work 9-5 and never see total darkness on my commute.

Winter LOW temps never much lower than 40°F, never much hotter than 80°F. Fog and rain can be issues but never ice or snow. We get one rainy day for every six beautiful days.

BASEMENT!!?? What's that??? Water table is about 6 inches below the topsoil. Basements are not possible so we just ride outside in shorts all winter.