Originally Posted by
B. Carfree
Well, well, sometimes, if all the stars align properly (over-the-top motorist behavior like purposely running into/over a cyclist who is stopped in a bike lane, witnesses who are outraged enough to stick around, etc), motorists can be charged with assault with a deadly weapon. Look what just appeared in the news:
http://www.sfgate.com/local/article/...st-4895883.php
So, if you're going to attack a cyclist, don't be obvious. Don't honk your horn or curse them out first. Just run them down and stick around to tell the cops what a horrible accident it is. Same formula for pedestrians.
Remember to use the magic words... "the cyclist swerved." Also suitable: "I just didn't see the cyclist."
All basic get out of jail free cards.