I do have a car-dog story that might make you think twice about kicking at a dog while rolling along on your bike. My idiot friend was driving his Mazda down his neighborhood country road and an Austrailian Cowdog (the kind with Dingo in them) made his usual foray into the road to chase him. Well my friend got the bright idea to open the driver side door and kick at the dog but the dog was a little too quick and grabbed his leg almost pulling him out of his moving car.

He was about halfway out of the car doing the splits and hanging onto the steering wheel for dear life as the car veered into the bar ditch and nearly ran into a barbed wire fence before the dog had to let go. I think that dog must've had a little laugh after that every time he saw my friend drive by.