CYCLEITIOUS

A disease that affects a small portion of the US population. He said it starts off small and the first symptoms involve
1. Staring at others riding on Bicycles
2. Visiting Bicycle shops and sitting and touching bicycles.
3. Soon touching is not enough and you will want to ride one

If you get this disease, it could actually make you feel better (more healthy) but in the end it cause your finances to be depleted as your addiction to bike porn may cause you to be unfaithful to the bike you initially loved and cherished. As the disease progresses you might find yourself wearing Lycra outfits (try to limit wearing Lycra to Social functions). You might be in the latter stages if someone says you are OCP and you just smile and nod your head. While I do not know of a cure, there may be people on this forum that could volunteer their help to limit the effects. There have been a few reports of neglected wives and girlfriends and some rumors that bicycle seats were harmful to a man's manhood but I have not seen any data to confirm this. If you feel like you may have been exposed to this disease, seek help immediatly but you should be aware that many have the disease and think they are ok. Hopefully there may be others that can help here. It may be too late for me as the Doctor said it looked like it had taken over my whole body and he noticed that even my calves had become swollen or enlarged and my waist had become smaller and I have even lost weight. I don't feel like eating fast food much anymore. Thanks for listening and while it may be too late for me, it may not be too late for you. If you have this disease and can help others, please post.