It's only ugly because of the perspective in which you are imagining it placed within. You do not approach a sweet ride as the Type-A wearing spandex and fully-kitted. You probably will want to buy a derby, some knickers, one of those shirts that Joeybike wears and a boombox tied to the back rack crankin Duke Ellington tunes. Then while on the bike you be sure to address people with, "Ello ol chap! Might you have some lube for me backside? Me bum is bloody hell killin me" or the ever popular, "Pardon me m'lady but me bum is bloody hell killin me". If a group a roadies on Trek Madone's pass you be sure to shout, "I'D TAKE ER UP TO 1400 WATTS BUT ME BUM IS BLOODY HELL KILLIN ME"