Well, since I've been nominated, I'd like to propose 2 more awards:

1) biggest crank: For the member who bull-headedly posts an unwaivering viewpoint against all opposition or reason (Vlad would be in the running for this award, but several others come to mind)...

2) biggest gun nut: this would be awarded to the member that proposes the most ridiculous use of lethal firepower on a bike.