Originally Posted by Ygduf

I'd still rather be skinny.

protips: microwaved sweet potatoes. roasted golden potatoes. roasted almonds. as-far-from-instant oatmeal as you have patience, greek yogurt, cottage cheese, roast broccoli/cauliflower, milk, eggs and so on.

^^ I am the laziest cook on earth, but all of that is 0-2 min prep time in a microwave or toaster oven.