10. My alcoholism interferes with my training.

9. I haven't taken a day off in three weeks, so now I'm taking three weeks off.

8. My wife won't let me.

7. I'm saving wear and tear on my bike.

6. All my water bottles are dirty.

5. I forgot the combination to my lock.

4. Training interferes with racing.

3. I don't need to train any more. I'm trained.

2. I'm giving up my bike for an SUV...it's the American way.

1. I had to go to the polls to vote...Republican.