My guess:

-She watched your legs and rear as she approached. She expected a young buck in his 20s.
-She went home that evening, and watched her husband as he undressed. The flab and beer
belly that can only be obtained by long weekends in front of the TV, Budweiser in hand.
-The next morning, she filed for divorce, went out, and bought a bike.

Just a guess, of course.