'a zoo'

I watched a woman quickly pass me as I stopped for a four way stop intown intersection.

I was on US41 for a 6 death burning inferno headon near Carnestown.

I bicycles into a movie set of mating burned vehicles DOWNTOWN...a gas tanker fell asleep in the AM.

I am passed ( and I probably have the crossing record ) on the Sanibel Bridge in evening traffic in a cross wind by people drinking from highball and wine glasses.

Hector Comacho was stopped on the interstate going 130 in a Ferrari with a woman seated copulating on his lap.

I was attacked by a squadron of aliens in blue spacecraft resembling giant silver horsefly beetles size of tea cup saucers.

I am advised to NOT cross south of Immokalee on the Immo/Palm Beach Road: insurgents !

Many old folk are either drunk or on medical drugs or both. Killing you would be fun.

Terkel equated the place to 'a plugged up toilet.'

Bring money. That helps. 4-5 mill will get you across