HA HA! You tricked me!

There I was happily slagging off Halfords, and all the time you were lying in wait for someone like me to slag them off!!

In the words of Inspector Cloesou (misspelt probably) "I must congratulate you. If there is one thing I do enjoy - it is a good Halfords ploy".

How was I supposed to know you worked there!!! He He, excellent!