4. The weight. Nature abhors a vacuum. If I bring small panniers, I will fill them. If I bring large panniers, I will fill them. If I bring a trailer, I will fill it to overflowing. That's just the way it works. I have enough trouble climbing hills with my medium-sized panniers filled to capacity, without trying it with a trailer filled with three times that much stuff.
This is hilarious, and so flippin' TRUE!