Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was dragging his Huffy to the scrap yard.
(Heh. It's funny because a Huffy isn't even good enough for a chicken. Also, a chicken is dragging a 45 lb bike. With his beak, or something. Also, chickens don't even ride bikes. Also, because Huffys really suck.)
OK, I guess it wasn't that funny :/
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