A very odd sort of question...
Is there a place in the US or other countries where it's bicycle tolerant (or just safe enough to ride) but with little to no cyclists? I envision long open roads in the middle of plains or lonely mountain passes, hopefully with decent shoulders. I just feel a need to get away from people but be someplace safe enough to not be runned over (purposely, I know I can be runned over anywhere due to various reasons) or harassed and maced like that guy in TN.