Originally Posted by Shinkers

Can you even ride a unicycle? I can drive 100 miles in an hour and a half. On a bike it would take more than twice that (or longer). Give me a break! Too slow! I know 80 year old women who still drive 80 mph on the freeway!

Mountain unicycling is about doing something because it's hard. It's not for everyone (obviously it's not for you), because people don't want to put in the time to actually be proficient. It's also not about being fast, but if it matters to you, I've passed plenty of bikes going uphill.

I can hold my own against almost every mountain bike I've come across (I've come across a few superhumans that I just don't have the stamina to compete with).

My balls don't hurt, and neither do my arms because I don't wave them around.

Don't beat up my sport because it doesn't fit your requirements for excitement.

Thanks to everyone else for your comments. Very much appreciated!