oh, i crashed last year... forgot. i had taken my bike to a shop while riding cause i had a flat on the front wheel and i didnt have any backup. ****ers changed the flat and then didn't adequately tighten my wheel and i didnt check. about 10 miles later, after riding down broadway from 200th st to the LES, about a block from my destination, i got cut off and had to try to hop up on the curb, but when i pulled up my front wheel didnt come with me. i did a somersault and landed in a sitting position on the sidewalk, uninjured but with a tacoed wheel.
and then a couple months ago i fell when my girlfriend was hit by a cab and i tried to jumped off my moving bike while still clipped in. ****ed up my arm... not really a crash though