"After having several pounds of accessories, crap and gunk removed, 7sp STI's and freewheel, newer wheelset, brakes, saddle and service added this is my keeper complete with aluminum fork (3rd version) which induces panic in lapel graspers, do-gooders, helmet advocates and prodnoses. They seem to think it will sneak into the house during the night and murder my family and I as we sleep."
What makes you think that it won't? I'd U-lock it to a sturdy post, remove both wheels. and wear a helmet 24/7 (just to be safe you know).