I have been looking for a touring bike/frame tonight and I have not had enough Pinot Noir yet so please forgive the rant, but...

It really bugs me when people list older race-oriented bikes as a touring bike.

It it not a fregin' horse! It is still a race-oriented bike. If a race rig is to worn out to race what makes any think it's good to load up with extra weight and churn out hundreds of miles into the middle of nowhere? I don't know jack about horses if that is not abundantly obvious.

While I am at it, "RARE!" and "Collectible!" are not ever appropriate to describe a Huffy unless it is a Team 7-11 Serotta made Huffy.

Thank you and good night.