"Fast"

Your pace is high, well mine is too
Just watch your line or I’ll wheelsuck you
The word is out, better treat me right
‘Cause I’m the King of Strava tonight
Hammer on, hammer on, hammer on, stay tight

My pedals bust, my Sidis break
I’m too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I let it go
I’ve got more strength than a neo-pro

Well, I’ve never had a burger
And I’ve never touched a drop
When I’m goin’ to a restaurant
I only order slop

Because I'm fast, I'm fast, come on
(Fast, fast, really really fast)
You know I'm fast, I'm fast, you know it
(Fast, fast, really really fast)
You know I'm fast, I'm fast, come on you know
(Fast, fast, really really fast)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fast