Originally Posted by Dudelsack

So we went to see the Beijing Acrobats. Since we're all gun toting rednecks here in Kentucky, it got weird quick. When the ChiComs took the stage, we opened fire. Eat lead, Commies! we yelled, but we only shot at their feet. Had 'em hopping around the stage like toads in a short forest. When we ran out of ammo and the smoke cleared, the acrobats gave us a heck of a performance. See 'em if they come to your town.