Right now I'm out of town visiting bud's and other friends trying to get him drunk. So this is my tactic:

Approx. 15 years ago I built him up a vintage steel Basso, mostly Dura Ace flappers, tubies on Mavic's - Bullsye, Serrotta Ti stem, yada. Damn thing was put away wet and last ridden in 2000. Been hanging in his garage since and sadly neglected.

So there's two feet of snow on the ground and more on the way. We have a fine assortment of beers to sample. I have $56 and change in my pocket....