Is impersonating a grand marshal of the Shriners a misdemeanor in the state of Pennsylvania? That's a potential pitfall for sure. But riding from Reading to Philadephia is down hill and pretty flat if you stick to the river. On further examination of the photos, I see you'll need to bring tubes and tires with you, so you have to reduce your bid accordingly. Too bad!

I wouldnt trust any toolkit it comes with, not even the pump.