Originally Posted by dynaryder
1) Let the girls do the talking to the police.

saul: "i don't mean to sound like an ass, but we do have the right to ride on the road."
cop: "you do sound like an ass."
cop: "i don't know what group you're all with..."
cop: "it's illegal to run red lights on a bike in maryland."
me: "sorry, sir. we didn't know that. we're from dc."
cop: "i'm pretty sure it's illegal there too."
me: "i'm sorry, sir. we're just confused."
classic.