Was riding home from a bar, next to the cab my wife was in. I waved at her when I passed them. We both stopped at a red light, but I forgot to put my foot down. Fell over right in front of the cab. The driver asked my wife if I was her boyfriend. She said, "Sadly, no. That's my husband." He then asked if I was crazy. She said, "No, just a little stupid." I got up, rode home, laughing all the way, and still beat the cabbie by about two minutes.