sophomore year in college, old friends visiting from out of town... they're drinking 40s and i'm impatient and drinking vodka to get ready to go out. i ended up drinking a bottle of absolute, 2 shots of 151, and a 22 of bass in about 40 minutes. then i decide i cant wait around any longer for these guys... take off on my bmx and then things get foggy. i rode around for a bit, went to a bonfire with some crustie squatters, offended a friend by telling her "you look like a girl tonight!" and then remembered we were supposed to meet a friend who lived on the other side of campus. i was so drunk i couldn't really see, so while riding i'd look over my shoulder to see if a car was coming, and if the blurry brightness that seemed to be carlights appeared to be far enough away i'd just kinda close my eyes and turn, hoping i was right.

i ended up on my friends dorm, which was inhabitted mostly by future sorority girls, with a cold-sweat and vomitting my brains out. my bike and i were finally put in another friends car and taken back to my apt where my friends were still sitting on the couch drinking 40s