Today I really want to get a s-works stumpjumper after trolling the local S shop owner about a test ride with his most expensive MTB and to my shock, actually letting me test ride it.
First thing I did was jump off the curb with it (not being "that guy"; he encouraged me do it as part of his sales pitch); solid.
Perhaps a bait and hook? It'll take a whole lot for me to hand over my cash to big S nonetheless.