Last week outside the bar my friend asked if she could try my fix (but decided the seat was too high to reach the pedals). I traded for her Huffy Regatta or something to ride home on. This 100 pound monster was great - try riding one of these after getting off a track bike. You can ride right up a curb and not even feel a thing. Amazing!

Anyway I was so busy drunkenly admiring the unfamiliar ride I mistakenly thought I had a green and rode straight into traffic. Amidst all the cars and honking I realized what happened and couldn't believe I didn't get hit.