I confess I thought the original bike was utterly horrid while the end result only has redeeming features from a distance. Sure, we all screw things up and often wonder why we bothered starting in the first place. This bloke though, seemed to want people to fall all over him for doing a really dreadful job, he just didn't realise that those falling on him would be wielding clubs when they did so.

Seriously OP, good on you for having a go but please, show a bit of thought, particularly before you post a thread about it.