Okay.

If you have a house, don't camp, because you will offend homeless people who actually cannot afford a house.

If you have a car, don't bike, run, jog, or walk to work, because you will be offending poor people who actually cannot afford a car.

You know what, if you can sit down, don't stand up, because you will be offending poor people who actually have to stand all day in their jobs.

By the way, if you can stand up, don't sit down, because you will be offending unfortunate people who actually cannot stand up and are bound to wheelchairs for life.

Also, don't stay up late, because you will offend people who actually truly suffer from insomnia.

Did I mention don't sleep? You will be offending people who actually suffer from chronic fatigue sleep disorder.

And finally, to that punk show guy: if you can't think, don't speak, because you will offend people who can actually think.