Originally Posted by
KonAaron Snake
I fail to see how touching yourself in a private movie theater geared around touching yourself is the equal of Lohan's record of operating vehicles while intoxicated and lighting things on fire. I'm in no danger from Reubens...I wouldn't want to be on a block with Lohan.
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Well if Reubens happened to be "polishing his rifle" in the theater and you were sitting in front of him when he discharged his "weapon", I have a feeling that your viewpoint would be far different.