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listen you young whippersnappers, back in the day all we HAD were powerbars, and they came wrapped in barbed wire that we had to chew off, and we were GRATEFUL for them, 'cause they were better than the chunks of tire and old muffler that occasional bounced into the hole in the road where we lived...

(i raced on wild berry powerbars for about two seasons and grew to love them, although our rep could never explain why that was the only flavor they ever sent us. we probably just weren't 'core enough).
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