As I’m about to turn 58 years of age, I find the need to be honest and admit facetiously that, you guys with your lists of pet peeves sound like a bunch of 3-year-old “whiner-pants-McPoopy-butts” who don’t constantly get their own way
. 
It makes me wonder how you manage to enjoy yourselves when bicycling with all those complaints?
As for me, I actually enjoy encountering all of the diversities of road riding, as you never know precisely what and when to expect things and it keeps things interesting
. If you ride with an appropriate level of awareness, you can avoid most troublesome encounters with little effort and actually learn to appreciate those deviations in human imperfection
. In the utter absence of such imperfections, rides would get boring in no time!
And so, I actually enjoy encountering the night-Ninjas, the jaywalkers, the side-walkers, the Salmoners, the right-hookers, the horn honkers, the drivers that tell me to “ride on the sidewalk” or “buy a car, hippie” or “this road doesn’t have a bicycle lane”, or the drivers that ride in the head-on traffic lane just to tell me “You were riding in my lane” (even though I was descending at the speed limit or faster), and so on
. It all makes for an interesting, sometimes dangerously exciting, and even humorous riding adventure that we get to share with others afterwards
. I wouldn’t have it any other way
.