Originally Posted by Shimagnolo

On one occasion, I ran right over one that darted in front of me.
It was surprisingly firm, like a football..
Last seen, it was sitting in the adjacent pond expressing it's unhappiness.

On another occasion, one of the dumb things tried to attack me head-on.
He went airborne, straight at me, when on of my brake levers (mtn bike),
caught him right in the chest and knocked him backward out of the air.