Originally Posted by zymphad

Are you not amazed how someone who spends his lively hood being an expert on cycling and bikes is so fat? Are you not amazed at how many $5K bikes you see on the road are being ridden by panting fatties? Are you not amazed to realize how someone can claim they ride centuries and have a massive beer belly?

Sorry, I just can't get over it. No matter how I try, I just can't do it.