I didn't realize that the 132 and 135 are 25.4. That will work for me. I also didn't realize that you can't get them in wider sizes. That won't.
I guess the Noodle in wider sizes is closest to what I want, but it means I can't use a vintage stem because of the 26mm clamp size. They're heat treated and that seems like a good idea for a wide bar, but it really jacks up the price.