Once many decades ago, us kids rode our bikes to an old junk yard. We could see thru the locked gate what looked like a huge mountain of old toys, just stacked on top of one another.

We therefore decide to get off our bikes and climb the gate for a toy discovery and bonanza!

Well needless to say, that was a huge mistake! No sooner than we got to the top of the toy pile, we were surrounded by three large viscous looking dogs. They were howling, barking, growling, and threatening. Each dog would charge the pile in a futile attempt to climb it, only to lose his footing. It seemed like with each charge, more and more toys would fall to the bottom, as our toy mountain was slowly becoming a small hill.

Finally, some old guy in dirty jeans orders the dogs to return to him and he orders us off the property. We were only too eager to oblige.

Sometimes, scratching your itch just isn't quite worth it!