Originally Posted by Judge Mental

Wait, so you come out and basically say "what is the best way to maximize comfort across my $1000 riding kit while preserving brand-integrity" and expected a reasonable, considerate response? And that it's our fault for being high schoolers? It was a high school question to begin with!!! "I don't like the way this orange Polo top looks with these Guess jeans. What do you think?"

Listen, dude. We are not the problem. The problem is your $38 socks and your $400 high-top Gore-Tex Sidi winter shoes that you will wear five times.

If you don't spend real income on your armada of high-end gear, I'd like to congratulate you on being the most epic flipper/birthday money receiver of all-time. BTW, "birthday/X-Mas money?" How old are you? A Reparto Corse at 15 years old must be sick!!

I'd also like to congratulate you on being one of the biggest, smuggest Assos around here.

I'm just razzing ya. These first world problems certainly deserve multiple pages of response.