Originally Posted by
JoeyBike
Just a few ideas. Helmet or not.
For Men:
1. Keep it short or shave it off.
2. Join a gym close to work. Shower and style there.
3. Get a job where no one cares.
For Women:
1. Style it really short or grow it really long. Cute "in between" styles and spiked doos are out unless...
2. Join a gym close to work and style there.
3. Don't look good in a crew cut? Grow it long, pull it into a pony tail. Helmet hair is impossible. For professionals, when you get to work, twist the pony tail into a bun and pin it up in on minute (with practice).
4. Get a job where no one cares.
HINT: If you are trying to land a rich law partner or doctor, get the cutest hair style possible, make the investment in a cheap car and pay for parking until the whale is landed. After the honeymoon see 1-4 above.
For men or women:
1. Buy the company. Fire anyone who gives you grief about your helmet hair.
HINT: If you are trying to land a rich law partner or doctor, wear a lot of tight lycra all the time. They won't ever look high enough to notice your hair.
