Originally Posted by
GriddleCakes
You guys are too nice. Seriously. The point of this thread is to be a little mean! And how can you not mock the differing wheel sizes (29" up front, 26" in the back), or the stem-riser-adjustable-stem combo? That steerer and stem setup looks atrocious. Plus, moustache bars wrapped in cotton tape and twine with pretty bar-end friction shifters belong on some lugged steel classic road or mixte frame, not on a Aluminum MTB beater.
Also, the seat collar is backwards.
It definitely looks uglier now that you've detailed the list of questionable modifications. What are those things on the front wheel? Some sort of blades for cutting through underbrush?