Well, you obviously care, but you chose to respond.

Which is OK.

I still hypothesise that you're in the "ant" category.

In fact, I've got you to switch from "ignoring" me at the beginning of to conversing with me, which supports my hypothesis...

But, we digress ...

Give me one sentence in less than 200 characters that summarises a distinct question to me, with an allotted number of characters that you allow in response, and we can forgo this ridiculous, and tedious, dance.

Unless you choose not to engage, which further supports my "ant" hypothesis.