Meanwhile on the construction spray truck forums:

"I totally soaked this cyclist today. He comes barreling down the road like he owns it or something. I wasn't having any of that! I pulled out and made him go around. The guy starts yelling at me!! I flipped on the soakers and got him good. Ha, ha! He takes out his cell phone like he's going to take a picture or call the cops or something, so I get out and give him my best crocodile tears. He bought it. "