Do I have to take it to a dealer to read the error codes it throws? Can I re-program it to advance or ****** my spark? Optimize my fuel mixture? Roll up my windows lock the doors and turn out the lights when left unattended? Can I hack the system to bypass the mandatory NSA tracking?

Just like cars we'll have to take our bikes to dealers because we won't have the tools or proprietary software analyzers to work on them.

And you kids get off of my lawn!!!!


HAH! It would seem that reta*d, ret*rd is a no no word, lol. After posting it was replaced with asterisks.