Finally got somebody to road rage at me today. I was zipping along on a 4-lane road with lights timed at 28mph. I was going 25 and would easily hit all the lights on the road so I took the right lane. Suddenly some car starts angrily honking at me from behind. I assume she wanted to use her gas pedal so that she could reach the next light before it turned green, use her brakes to stop, and then use her gas pedal to get going again. I say "assume she wanted to" because that's what she did after passing within about 6 inches of me.

Of course the only bumper sticker on that car was "Coexist". After 3 years of no raging cagers the first one that finds me is a "hippie" with a coexist sticker. Fraud.