Originally Posted by
J.C. Koto
Back when I used to commute on my MTB I'd stop by the bakery on the way home and get 2-3 donuts to keep my company on the way home and I'd just slip 'em on the bar-ends for safe keeping.
That wouldn't be safe in my old neighborhood, where the boys in blue were renowned for stop-and-frisk to combat the scourge of the sugar
high – but secretly in the hope of scoring freebies "as evidence". Once I got caught with and relieved of a saddle bag full of Mille-feuille. Barely escaped a tazing after muttering something about
Little Napoleons under my breath.