I got crafty and made a DIY skirt garter. Now that it is done, I realize that the suspender clips are kinda annoying, so I think I will get quilting clips and try again. It took me about an hour and I am no crafter. But it is pretty close to exactly what I want. If anyone wants to DIY let me know. Minus the thread it took about $10 in material and there is enough for 2. With tons of extra elastic.

. I just made up the construction!