Oh I know the feeling...... hah. Months back on the Clunker 100 challenge thread, I mentioned of a 1960ish Huffy Sportsman. Clean original w/SA igh 3 speed, straight fenders, chrome, gen. & lamps for $35. Still on the market. Sneering and coming out of the ether, but admit almost purchased it.

other:
kick me now, I can take it. This one is in the fleet:


(edit: If you look closely at image 5 of the bottom bracket, the factory paint is just dusted and barely covers the metal. Hard to believe it hasn't rusted.)