I love your optimism and outlook on life!

[Shortly after my retirement] I dropped a water bottle while riding. I was returning the bottle to it's cage and it slipped. I hit it with my rear tire. I got pretty banged up.

While healing I put together an accident report of sorts. You know... just like my cycling accident had been a work-related injury. Some of the things I came up with for drinking while bicycling are....

I switched to the long (28oz?) insulated water bottles. Because of their length they are easier to grip, and easier to reach the bottle cage with. And because they are insulated they sweat less.

I switched hands! I used to drink with my right hand (I am right handed) which meant if I was to grab the brake I'd grab my front brake. Drinking left handed.... is better for steering. I also position my right hand with a thumb-finger around the brake hood... but without keeping a finger on the brake lever. A solid right-handed handlebar grip... seemed like a better idea to me than just naturally grabbing a drink with my right hand.

Riding a bicycle down (in a crash) can prevent scraps and scratches.... but bicycle parts can also can also do some serious body damage. I believe each accident requires a decision as to whether to stay with the bike... or bail and roll to safety. Once you separate from the riding position... that might be a good time to get away from the bike.

Of course... cycling gloves, glasses, and helmet are no brainers for accident safety.