i'm pretty sure that those pics were not in the first post of this thread, because if they were, i would have said something to the effect that a bicycle was not the appropriate conveyance for that load. most people around here resort to a grocery cart from the local Safeway...
i'm not all so sure that the OP is not just pulling our leg here.
i think this guy...
started a thread just the other day, asking about Phil Wood bearings for his bascart...